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I have a MacBook Air, but I run Windows in a virtual machine using Parallels because some of our in-house applications don’t work under OS X. I can’t count the number of times I’ve tried to shut down Windows so I can kill Parallels and pack up my laptop, only to have it say “Don’t turn off your computer! I’m installing updates!”

Fuck you, Windows. I want to go home, and I don’t trust you to wake back up again if I put my laptop to sleep while you’re doing things.

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foxinu:

nsfwjynx:

the-pink-mist:

There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” 

On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human. 

Therapy animals save lives.

These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury. 

Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!

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Digital Undergound – Humpty Dance (by BVMUndergroundHipHop)

Why not? It’s Hump Day, and I just made a Humpty Hump reference.

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Crime Stoppers Re-enactment – Carjacking | The City of Calgary Newsroom

If the composite drawing is accurate, I’d say the crime was committed by Humpty Hump:

(via Emily Elias; h/t to Ivor Tossell)

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Dallas Archer busted in Tennessee with loaded gun in vagina - UPI.com

Money quote:

The gun was stolen from 70-year-old John Souther during a 2013 auto burglary. Souther told the Smoking Gun he would be happy to have “the little fellow” back after giving it “a bath in bleach.”

Look out, Ohio and Florida – Tennessee’s coming for you.

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

Best part is the comment labeling it hate speech from the schmuck who clearly isn’t getting laid and aint gonna any time soon. I think he may need a larger mug.

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ESPN has less integrity than pro wrestling

samsplace:

I barely watch the channel anymore, the exception being when they broadcast an actual sporting event I want to see. The “news” and analysis they provide, however, have devolved to scripted “heroes vs. heels” level garbage. It was first noticeable on shows like First Take and Around the Horn, which…

Yup – and sadly, they don’t seem to be the only ones. Your typical hockey broadcast inevitably features people staking out clearly indefensible positions simple to provide manufactured drama. It’s embarrassing to watch.

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NYPD twitter campaign implodes, flooded with photos of police abuse

Just before 2 pm EDT, the New York City Police Department called via Twitter for photos of citizens with its officers. Almost immediately the campaign #myNYPD seemed to backfire, as users flooded the hashtag with photos decrying alleged police brutality.

Yesssssss

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