"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."
A) It’s been hot. The thermostat says it’s 28C/82F in here, and I believe it.
B) Our washing machine doesn’t work. It was replaced the night before we left, and I kind of had a feeling this might happen.
C) I have to ask the neighbour who’s been watching our place when they last scooped the litter box. I have never seen that much clumped litter after one day, and I have never smelled even a hint of ammonia from it before this afternoon.
D) The cats seem pissed off that I’m the only person who came home.
Off to get groceries…