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At the in-laws’ place. Trying to figure out if there’s some way to program the TV remote to avoid SD channels when there are HD equivalents – for some reason, my father-in-law keeps going to SD channels and zooming the image to fill the screen.

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quothtehblackbirdnevermoar:

killerkhaleesi:

trungles:

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styro:

salon:

Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.

fuckin’ ronnie

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

"Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.”

Damn.

and when i call Ronald Reagan the devil people still wanna look at me cross eyed.

Can I just point out that it’s not only millennials? Reagan was elected when I was four. Some of us decided to go back to school and are at the same or worse level of fucked, okay? He fucked all of us.

(via missmikailifyourenasty)

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vasolinejesus:

wordishness:

No way, man. Screw Heather.

I was walking by the computer and glanced at the picture.

I thought it said “Hitler”.

"Share a Coke with Hitler"

Kinda fucked my head up there for a second.

I grabbed one of these today that happened to have the four-year-old’s name on it. No, I did not share it with him.

(It was either his name or Jessica, but since none of you were at the airport with us that seemed like a waste.)

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missworded:

swampmermaids:

4 exclusive hot n steamy promo pics from the fifty shades of grey movie ooh la la l a

Ha!  One thing I dearly wish is that if you hate this author and these POS thieving books as much as I do, do not go to the movie as a joke and give it money.  The story glorifies an abusive relationship and a terrible view of BDSM, and I’m so tired of money going toward this shit ~ironically~.

(via tehgreyfox)

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Off to Thunder Bay. At least the weather’s clear.

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hodgman:

Tawny port? Or ruby or what? JESUS KATHLEEN I’VE GOT THE GELATIN GOING ALREADY. WHICH IS IT? (at Red Gap Books)

This seems like an important recipe.

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wentdog:

Wut

The only time I’ve seen basketballs look like that is when they’ve been stabbed with a knife and crushe—oh, sweet Jesus, no…

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  • other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
  • america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
  • other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
  • america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
  • other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
  • america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
  • other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
  • america: if only there was a way.............................
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Rod Stewart, in the Celtic trophy room, without pants.

Man, this is most f***ed-up version of Clue™ I’ve ever played…

(via @SomeLikeItKrump)

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If you’re going to buy new boots, you might as well get a pair your boss will pay for.