so try to stay up til the end.

Possibilities, in decreasing order of likelihood:

  • Show magically picking up in pace for the last half-hour
  • Major award presented by someone unexpected
  • Holo-Reagan
  • Voting tie
  • Last-minute addition of Magic Mike to the list of nominees
  • New accounting firm for 2014
  • Nine-producer Hell In A Cell match to determine Best Picture
  • Announcement of the suspension of civil liberties by Hollywood Liberals™
  • The show ending on time

Okay; that last one was cheap.

Source: samsplace