so try to stay up til the end.
Possibilities, in decreasing order of likelihood:
- Show magically picking up in pace for the last half-hour
- Major award presented by someone unexpected
- Voting tie
- Last-minute addition of Magic Mike to the list of nominees
- New accounting firm for 2014
- Nine-producer Hell In A Cell match to determine Best Picture
- Announcement of the suspension of civil liberties by Hollywood Liberals™
- The show ending on time
Okay; that last one was cheap.