Posts tagged fail
Umphrey McGee’s “Chicago,” (the song), brought to you by Chicago (the city), and Chicago (the band), with help from Buddy Guy. It really couldn’t be any worse.
The result, “Chicago,” is—well, it’s horrible.
Dear Chicago: When it comes to tourist bureau anthems, you’re no Cleveland.
(Source: USA Today)
That guy’s an idiot. It’s his own fault if he can’t tell the difference between an all star center and a plug defenceman. He shouldn’t even be allowed in the room.
The Canucks’ Kevin Bieksa, on being interviewed by a clueless Fox Sports reporter who mistook him for Ryan Kesler.
That “Twitter Status” thing ain’t exactly helping, guys.
(Source: status.twitter.com)
I’m as supportive of our cops as anyone, but this is beyond ridiculous. Not only did they get the wrong guy, but they ultimately found out that there hadn’t actually been any crime committed.
No, really.
Pittsburgh Steelers running backs coach Kirby Wilson was in a medically-induced coma Friday after being badly burned in a Pennsylvania house fire, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported… He will not travel with the team to Denver, according to multiple reports.
How not to get carded for “disregarding the opponent”.
(via guardian.co.uk)
“Jose Ceda is a pitcher in the major leagues. It stands to reason, then, that Jose Ceda is one of the very best pitchers in the entire world. Sunday afternoon, he was tasked with throwing three strikes to a tall potted plant, and he fell behind 3-0.”
(h/t to @acoyne)
Tune in to his radio show, Open Forum, on 22 October to find out whether he can bounce back yet again. Assuming, that is, the world hasn’t ended by then.
The Guardian, on Harold Camping’s latest “prediction”
(via guardian.co.uk)
So if you’re living in Florida on October 1, 2011 and would like to have sexual intercourse with a consenting adult, please check with your veterinarian or local livestock breeder first to make sure you abide by ”accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices.
No, really. IT’S THE LAW.
(via Southern Fried Science)
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