Posts Tagged: vancouver

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The City of Vancouver: Bring the Giant Satan-With-an-Erection Statue Back to East Vancouver

FINALLY.

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City crews remove satan statue erected alongside busy Vancouver roadway

Meanwhile, in Canada:

People in the Grandview-Woodlands neighbourhood were doing double-takes Tuesday morning after spotting a statue of satan erected along Grandview Highway near Clark Drive.

The large red statue, complete with horns and a tail, is anatomically “complete.”

The City of Vancouver says it’s aware of the statue, but did not commission it.

Yes. Most impressive.

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I took a drive this evening while performing a software update on our car. I had not realized how pretty Iona Beach is at dusk.

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10 / hr to sit in a car.

Hi, I haven’t driven for several years and I have a valid Driver’s license. I’m going to rent a car. Rather than take a defensive driving course, I’d rather just have a day for someone to hang out while I rent a car and watch that I don’t crash. Please understand it’s been a long long time since I drove so I will definetely suck. 

You don’t have to have any particular large-scale skills or background. Just be very chill. People who freak out in a car are just not cool. Other than that, everything should be good. Interested?

Sounds legit…

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This is how we deter crime in Canada.

UPDATE: You can download the sign in PDF here.

(via @VancouverPD)

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The Canucks’ David Booth. Wait for it…

(via straight.com)

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Yup. Definitely Stupid Criminal Week.

Source: twitter.com
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So…no dogs or cats, then? No wheat products? Or grains of any kind? No commercially available fruits or vegetables? Or anything except their wild, likely indigestible ancestors? No meats except wild game? Because I think, as a city, we’d have a pretty hard time getting by without genetic engineering given that basically everything we eat is a result of, at least, dozens or hundreds of generations of selective breeding.

Never change, Straight readers. Never change.

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Booty Call of Cthulhu.

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